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If the lock is picked, their mouth reappears, they vomit out all the papers, and return to normal. Their heads are stuffed with words-papers and orders and Form 5820 For Cerebral Requisitioning. They are mindless, except for the will of the Filer that created them. They are made from captured people (always alive, dead will not do at all) who are brought into the Filers and transformed via a process that is not entirely understood. These are the hands of the Filers in the world. Each round, increase the list of words that the players (not characters) cannot say. Neon letters that flow across surfaces without ever belonging to any of them. Entire cities are imprisoned inside folios. Only by being safely unfolded (requires 3 successful Int checks, crit fails indicate tears) can they be restored to normal. When people think about the Filers, most of them picture the bureaucratic zombies, but they have other servants, too.īeware the tigers. They are larger on the inside than on the outside, containing mazes of paper. They are AIs, created long ago to assemble all of the information in the universe. The sun fades, but the reflections on their metallic sides does not. Most of them are here hoping to fight Cthulhu.īlack monoliths that dim the light. Occasionally activated by their controller, the Comedian, who employs them towards swift and deadly ends. Plush golems ordered to perform comedic pantomime. : 1 fused with keg, 2 junky with hypodermic teeth who is looking to feed the sickness or share it, 3 one-person orgy, save vs pheromones or be subsumed into its copulating mass, 4 hollow man can turn you into a mannikin like itself, with no major effect except that you die as soon as someone tells you that you are a mannikin, 5 head is actually a small gibbering mouther, 6 drill hand.īasically people in mascot costumes, except without the people. Well, Cthulhu's here, so there's going to be mutants, of course. They are led by Chadwick Skybreaker, a level 7 barbarian. They lack the dance ability of regular party people, and can instead challenge people like knights. They've never left the party, and so they know no other life. Most of them are second and third generation party people. Led by Mimecris Olivine, a level 4 wizard. They have spells from both wizard and warlock spell lists. If six or more of them start dancing, it functions as irresistible dance cast on everyone within 100'.Īlways accompanied by a Babe, who does all the direct talking to Cthulhu, while the philosophers scribble in their notebooks. The budget dried up.Įvery so often, the party will raid other settlements, just dropping out of the sky, leaving behind puerile vandalism and petty theft. And so the party decayed into its present state. But Cthulhu doesn't really care about the details of our meaningless mammal chirping. He's immortal what does he care if he destroys the world now or in a few millennia?Īt first Synthexia sent up entertainers. This is sort of a gentlemen's agreement-to postpone the apocalypse in exchange for something more interesting than the endless void. The floor is covered with red cups, but beneath that, human bones.Ĭthulhu woke a while ago. The reason for this whole charade is Cthulhu, who squats at the center of all of this chaos, trying to get drunk on mimosas and chatting up Art majors.

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They trade earplugs there aren't enough.Įvery so often, a hover shuttle drops off a load of supplies and some new offerings, and those offerings who have been there for a year are free to leave.

Inside the shuttered buildings, exhausted people attempt to get some sleep. It always seems to be collapsing, and yet never quite falls apart.

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Lasers and strobes flash through the steam that streams over its cracked streets and broken windows.

It fires confetti from its cannons, and sewage drips from it's exposed sewers.

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